Hot married cougar chick Broadwell, former West Point, (& potential candidate for US Senate) gets job to write Patreus (now CIA director & potential presidential candidate) biography.
They spend long days together talking about how cool he is and fingering his medals and guns. They fuck.
Right wing nutjob groupie slut Chick in Tampa who’s hot for Patreus too, starts getting email from Broadwell, telling her to stay away from Patreus.
Tampa chick gets pissed off and calls hothead anti Obama FBI Agent and shows email. FBI uses powers of Patriot Act to look at everybodies emails from forever.
FBI guys is, as an aside, apparently trying to fuck Tampa chick too, sending her suggestive emails.
Lo and behold, surprise to the dumbass Tampa chick, they also find 4000 emails she has been sexting with ANOTHER 4 star General, who is also finding time to run our forces in Afghanistan, Blackberry in hand.
Then we find out Patreus and this other general were talked into sending letters to a judge about some marital spat bullshit for the Tampa chick’s sister.
Meanwhile, Obama is secretly recorded saying, for the first time “What the FUCK??”
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