people, dressed like cows, were spouting Christian, anti-gay nonsense.

Today on the news. The first story was at Chik Fi La’. Free chicken for those showing up dressed as cows. 

I cannot describe the people who came out of the woods, with cow costumes on. Use you imagination, add huge amounts of whiskey and methamphetamine and that was it. 

Free food? Dress like a cow? Yes. Then, they started talking about gays and the Rainbow Coalition, and they were dressed like cows. Talking about gay marriage. Then some people, dressed like cows, were spouting Christian, anti-gay nonsense. Then, some other Christians were supporting gays, and spouting support for gays and suggesting the time and money be spent helping the poor. It was inspiring. 

Then the reporter, who could hardly speak English, but was mercifully not dressed as a cow, wrapped it up. 

Then, a story about a couple arrested in Whatever County Backwoods Georgia, perp walking into the jail, while we find they have been involved in human trafficking. Uh Oh. 

They look like they live under someone else's car, and have been living on lard and white-bread sandwiches, and have not seen a washing machine or dentist for a long while. Haplessly, they trudge to the faceless jail, in "cuffs" -- neither looking as if they could run more than 50 feet. Holy-Baby-Snatch!!

DETAILS: they had traded a baby from a meth-head, white trash chick, who was in Florida, having given birth to the ill-fated little gosling in January. She had already had and lost two other children to Family Services. She was a wanted meth addict. 

So-- she has this one and gives it to them...her very own newest baby and they give her their 99 Dodge truck, which she sells for $800 and buys more meth.Where are the Angels we believe in when we need them?

Meanwhile, the erstwhile parents of the cherub are nabbed and jailed, and the baby ends up in state custody. Meanwhile again, a knowing neighbor, speaking to a reporter, from his colorful rural yard, complete with several mattresses and abandoned cars, said that he thought the wrong people were in jail. 

I agree, neighbor, I think they should just fence your whole town off and call it a jail!