MOTORCYCLE TOURING NEWS- FOCUS ON IT;

WE ARE HEADED TO THE DAKOTAS, CANADA AND THE GREAT LAKES AREA!

Hello Bloganistas - soon, we will be zooming through the United States together on the best motorcycle manufactured in the world and one of the fastest, the BMW K1300S, with a new tent and assorted overpriced biker paraphernalia. The die is cast for the motorcycle trip of the year - I am taking applications for co pilot, qualified applicants only--preferably belted karate enthusiasts -got my pocket rocket cooker, gas to run it ten meals, coffee French Press --lots of grounds in the camp coffee--will get fruits and stuff from supermarkets--except every 48 hours I eat an entire pizza!! - I got a brand new wonder tent, direct from Ski Shop-- 3.4 pounds of tent... have my inflatable rollie thing to sleep anywhere on, a book of BMW owners who have acreage and will let me pitch camp in their yards, so to speak - I will fire it up the morning of the 6th of May, Ride up to MO for 18K bike maintenance at Grass Roots BMW, thence up into the lonely Dakotas, across the border, where i will be abused and searched by a tango of US and Canadian law enforcement heroes accomplishing nothing at all, and thence up into Canada (unarmed) - and thence over to the parks and lake systems north of Winnipeg and thence a plane back that goes to Memphis and New York!! with a 3 hour layover (time for a play? ) certainly there will be time in Memphis, as there was last week, for a plate of a rack of Memphis ribs -- oh yeeeeeaaaahhhh!! -- the return trip to ride the motorcycle back will be June the 4th, and I will go around the Great Lakes on the way back. I am awesome. You will be bombarded to the point of technical stalking with my pictures, many of which will feature me in them.