SCOURGE OF THE NORTH AMERICAN LANDSCAPE

Here are the things to stamp out from our landscape, for the greater good:

1. All retail establishments which contain the word DOLLAR in the name, SUPER DOLLAR, DOLLAR STORE, DOLLAR DAYS, -- 
2. Christian fundamentalist churches--making ever more odd and threatening claims, e.g., “what can wash away your black sins and save you from eternal hell???? ONLY the BLOOD of the CHRIST!!!...”  what the hell are these people talking about?
3. Billboards selling sex to truckers. “Authentic Asian Spa Ahead...Truck parking!! VERY trucker friendly...!!”   “Peep Shows Changed Daily..Truck Parking...” 

I mean, I envision a phone call from a young girl home...” HI Mom! I dropped our of UGA and got a job jerking off truckers for $700 a week!! ... ...don’t worry!! ... this counts as life experience for my massage license!! ...”